According to Tracy Morgan, among the finest sounds heard during fellatio.
*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*
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the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation.
"I can't wait for my hot date with Derek tonight! *gurkle*"
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The sound your cat produces when vomiting.
"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."
"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."
It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.
"Gurkle, gurkle."
"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."
vomit puke gross cat funny Gurkle
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To defecate with dubious motives.
Dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my fucking bookshelf
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When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.
Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.
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