The sound your cat produces when vomiting.
"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."
"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."
It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.
"Gurkle, gurkle."
"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."
vomit puke gross cat funny Gurkle
To defecate with dubious motives.
Dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my fucking bookshelf
According to Tracy Morgan, among the finest sounds heard during fellatio.
*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*
the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation.
"I can't wait for my hot date with Derek tonight! *gurkle*"
When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.
Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.
The act of giving someone head while they eat ice cream.
Do you want to come back to my place and give me an Urkel Gurkle?