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In poker, four out of five cards needed to make a straight if the middle number is the one missing.
Opposite of open-ended (four cards in a row that will make a straight with either low or high card).
A gut-shot straight draw is less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you. Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight.
Gut-shot = 2,3,_,5,6 or 9,10,_,Q,K
Open-ended = _,3,4,5,6,_ or _,10,J,Q,K,_
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The act of a large penis hitting a female's cervix during sex
"His dick was so big he was giving me gut shots with every stroke, I almost threw up"
To either execute the act of or be recipient of a firearms wound/GSW to the abdominal area. In pre-20th Century medicinal eras, being Gut-Shot usually meant receiving a very painful, mortal wound. In modern medicinal eras, while it's exceptionally painful, there is a higher survival probability than might otherwise be realized by a chest wound due to the more lengthy time it takes to "bleed out."
Phil aimed his pistol at Larry's belly and gut-shot him over an argument.
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Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina
I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
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The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
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Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
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