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Guz is the term used to express a sign of affection and love for your fellow "guz". It refers only to those with an exceptionally high calibar and is usually associated with those few who are good on top. Therefore, inevitably this excludes James "im so good in bed" Ackers.
Tiffany: Hey guz some absolute randomers called me an airhead last night.
Jess: Aww guza cat who?
Jordan: I think it was them chavs who cut off that poor cats ears guz.
Tiffany: YOUR TAKING THE PISS GUZ?!!
Jess: Yeh thats a fair point guz, those lot are always up to random things. Saw one of them the other day guz, you know, the one that drives the black corsa carrying a purple HANDBAG!!! on his shoulder.
Jordan: Ohhhh yeah he was in the park guz. He seemed to get very angry whenever anyone came near it, lashing out, throwing the contents of his bag at them, and quickly collecting his things whilst making his hasty exit.
Tiffany: Strange bunch guz.
Jess: Very strange...glad iv got you lot..my GUZAS!! ;)
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Güz is the girl which everyone desires to be like but never will be.They mostly have brown hair.She is the social girl who likes talking and giving advice.They are keen on their facial look as well.
‘Hey look!Guz can play the guitar too.Is there anything she can’t do?’
or ‘Omg,guz!How did you got these marks.You’re super intelligent babe!’
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A being of great celestial power, delivered from the heavens to save the worldd from emo music. His strong height implies that he is in face the Tree of Life, and as his hair grows so does the world's children.
His mystical instrument is the Bass of the Gods, but he has also been known to shape contininents on the opposite side of the planet by ferociously drumming to "Foreplay" on the Expert setting in the popualar video game "Rock Band". This celestial being can never lose, as he will always find a way to swipe his enemies' stars.
"My cattle have been disintegrated. The Guz must not have been pleased with our latest album."
-Axl Rose on Chinese Democracy
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a term used by wanna be gangstas. probably originates from the word cuz, but due to people being retards they say guz.
tiffany "supp guz"
Bridie "Yo Sup"
Tiffany "fancy being complete air heads"
Bridie "ok guz, sweet idea"
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A human being who mung's food at a ridiculous rate and guzzles liquid at an even more ridiculous rate.
Person 1: Hey where did all the salami go, I bought a kilo of it yesterday.
Person 2: I dunno, I think person 3 ate it all.
Person 1: What a mung-guz
Someone that thinks that he can sing but actually he is balding, he is short and he is skinny and UGLYYY. Plus he is tiktok famous and he acts like he has manners but he doesn’t.
Person 1: Hey I think we should have a sneaky link and then I’ll sing you some songs.
Person 2: Eww no you are ugly and you can’t sing.
In this example person 1 is a pata guz.