H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

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H.O.A.

Stands for “Hellions on Alert”, though they like to claim it means Homeowners Association.

My buddy got fined $200 for not having flowers by his mailbox by the H.O.A. — one of those hellions is probably the one who picked them.

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