ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

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ham shandy

A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.

- I just had a ham shandy
- Really, a hand shandy?
- Yeah!
- Great stuff

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ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

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