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Hanz

hanz is a beautiful boi. he is from ukraine and started having many children at the ripe age of fifteen. he represents his country everyday, and is overall so hot. he is manly man with brown curls and a cute lil nose. he speaks softly, but huskily to you when he says "hello i am hanz nice 2 meet u" nobody can compare to the kindness of hanz.

vladmir: "omg, he is so special"
gustav: "he could just be the next hanz"

by hanz_loves_2_danz September 12, 2019

82๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hanz

The name of most men in Germany. In a 2007 Harvard study, it was proven that 72% of men and 36% of women in Germany are named Hanz.

Bill: Hello, whats your name?

Hanz: Hanz.

Bill: You must be German!

by HunterMaster July 5, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hanz

Trash Can(n), Trash(n) or generally bad(adj)

Kay Z is pretty Hanz at doing that

by Sean Reynu July 19, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hanze

Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.

Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?

(and everybody clapped)

by seasonal diaspora October 12, 2018

31๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hanz

a thug like gansta who likes to pimp hoes. Also known as a manwhore.

That guy is such a hanz, he hired like 20 hookers last night.

by mp_thug_for_life_yo August 31, 2006

89๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


hanz

A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.

1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.
2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.
3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.
4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.

by hannah spanner January 8, 2007

45๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


hanz

A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.

1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.

2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.

3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.

4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.

by Hanziee January 7, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž