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An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.
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An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.
I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.
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This is the biggest headache for the company since the lawsuit for libel.
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when ur brain is laughing at ur own stupidity...
a brain freeze, u get it but u just keep drinking
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When someone who won't shut up, with their drivel, they talk so much, and being in their presence makes your head hurt.
The renovated Soldier Field is giving me a headache, does anyone have a parcel of aspirin?
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What boyfriends/girlfriends become after a few months.
Annie: How's it going with you and Rob? It's been like 7 months already, yeah?
Chelsea: God, he is such a headache!
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