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A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs
Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
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Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹
Cat: Where's me food hooman!
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Hooman is human in dog language
Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest
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A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.
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The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.
Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.
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A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.
Hooman is a good sport.
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A man with a VERY giant penis.
hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night
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