HPD

Houston Police Department

"you know HPD can't catch me ridin dirty"

Chamillionaire, Ridin' Dirty (Remix)

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HPD

Histrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention seeking behavior, need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness.

I think my ex-boyfriends ex-girlfriend has HPD. Not even kidding.

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HPD

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

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HPD

Definition of David Williamson

Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking emotions, usually beginning in early adulthood, including inappropriately seductive behavior and an excessive need for approval.

You have been diagnosed with HPD, otherwise known as the David Williamson disorder. You have a constant attention seeking tendencies and an excessive need for approval.

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hpd

Horniest part of the day.

A way to communicate to your special someone, the time of day when you are the most aroused.

This form of communication is particularly helpful when trying to drop a hint or to connect the horniest times of the day between you and your partner in order to achieve maximum sexual pleasure.

Texting Format

ME: hpd
BOYFRIEND: same

Conclusion: You both should have sex togther at this time.

Likelyhood of explosive orgasms: 10/10

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out of the HPD

Booted out from. Ejected from.

Ron was out of the HPD.

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HPD

Acronym for "Handheld Portal Device", the main weapon you possess 24/7 in the Portal games.

"Look, this test subject has a HPD"