Haafism

Haafism is a religion centering around the merciful and all knowing god Mr Haaf, started by Elliot and spread by Liam, is who has become the new prophet. He is a benevolent and powerful being who we must please and pray too. He carries his sticky notes like weapons, and when not pleased he gives a mark, a death sentence in disguise. Praise Mr Haaf.

Me: Join Haafism. Now.