Haaked

V- The epitome of flakiness; to be blown off in a really lame way, often accompanied by an awful excuse. Pronounced like the word hawk.

"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"

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Haaking

To beat the shit out of your drums. v. or adv.

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.

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Haak

Haak is actually an abreviation for the words: High As A Kite.
This word is used when you are extremely high on weed.

"Man, You are so haak right now. What kind of bud was that?"
"I cannot wait to be haakin' it tonight!"

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haak

Acronym for "High As A Kite"

Dude, I'm haak and I need to go to Wendy's.

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haak

H.A.A.K
High as a kite

Stoned, baked etc.

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

"ahh man, i'm haak"
"ahahahahahahahahahahahah"

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Tomas Haake

Drummer of Meshuggah and God of double bass drumming precision and is noted for having amazing polyrithmic drumming skill. He is also a master lyricist.

Guy 1: "Is Tomas Haake a good drummer?"

Guy 2: "Listen to 'Bleed' by Meshuggah"

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