To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.
His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.
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when you lose in court, over and over and over again.
I think it might be a haddock at Court today!
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To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.
Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.
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to be a bit ditzy at some point
joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?
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an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect
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A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.
Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.
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A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
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