Hafa-fa-shasha

When you eat the bite size snack whole and it hurts so you have to open mouth chew it just to not burn your intestines.

Could be prevented by WAITING A MINUTE INSTEAD OF DEVOURING IT YOU GOBLIN

Dude1: I had to "hafa-fa-shasha" those pizza rolls
Dude2: Shit bro, on purpose or accident?
Dude1: On purpose, life is to short to even consider the possibility of not devouring it whole