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Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
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A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.
Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.
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shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.
four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...
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for origin see Gorilla Mask
Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.
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When someone has a picture of their ass on their cell phone.
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Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.
Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."
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