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Hairy Nixon

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010