half-ass job

To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.

The slacker did a half-ass job putting up the fence

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half a job, rob

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

half blow job

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

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half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."

Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.

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Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

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half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

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Half-ass soap job

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

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