Half n half

Having sex in which half the time is oral and the other half is "regular"

She gave me a half n half

half 'n half

aka shoto todoroki who beliefs broccoli boi (izuku midoriya) is All Might's secret love child

no one:
not a soul:
Bakugou: half 'n half bastard

Half ‘n Half

When you shave one side of your balls and taint, then jump out of the shower and yell “I call this the half n’ half”

Dude, I so half ‘n Halfed that girl!

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Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

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Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.

Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.

Half N' half

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UGH! HALF N' HALF BASTARD!-Bakugou Katsuki👀😏😏