Halmark

A record label in the 60s and 70s that put people's lyrics to music for a small fee. They claimed to have a full orchestra, unlike the other song poem companies; while they sounded like they had a full orchestra, actually they would just use the same tracks a bunch of times.

Steve: "Hey Lisa, which Halmark track do you like best, "Jesus The King Of The Jews", "God's Mercy", "My Daddy He Died In 1969", or "From The Manger To The Cross"?
Lisa: "They all sound the same."Steve: "Yeah, I don't know if it's a low budget nightmare or a psychology experiment; they keep using the same tapes!"