halpig

1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.

2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.

3) A person with cerebral palsy.

See sock, halpin, or youse

1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"

Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(