Halvard

to be a potato; to ask what load is; if cookies give you virus; potato; height != IQ;

Person1: what is cookies? do i get virus from cookies?
Person2: halvard pls

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Halvard

A person with this name is a sheaf.

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."

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Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

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Halvard

Halvard is the most genius type of human and is a own specie that is cooler than others. Halvard BS is the sexiest person in the entire world.

Halvard is cool

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Halvard

A Halvard is always the second best looking in a group of friends. He is way better than a Jonthan, but a bit worse than a Mikkel. A Halvard is also a synonom for a guy whom loves long distance relationships.

*Hood nigga voice*- EEy homie dat bitch live all the way up to Nesbyen U cant be with her!
*Lil bitchass Halvard *-I love her man and her dad has nice cars!
*Hood nigga voice* U such a lil bitchass Halvard!