HAMASS

A mix of the words ‘Ham’ and ‘Ass’. A term referring to famous Spanish tennis player, Rafael (Rafa) Nadal’s fat ass. The word ham comes from his subway commercial and so the mix of that and his large ass come to create the word ‘Hamass’.

“Damn look at Hamass…it looks really good in those shorts!”

“Hamass makes me feel things.”

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hamass

large buttocks

Look at her hamass.

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Hamass

Belonging to a genocidal terrorist group

He's horrible, a Hamass

Hamass

When you grab an arabic person on the ass and its so big it could be a christmas ham

Ahmed had has such a hamass

Hamass

The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.

Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).

Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"

Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."

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Hamassed

Being completely convinced of and swept away by a malicious false narrative; being happily, continuously and blindly duped; turned into a useful idiot.

Anakin Skywalker was totally HAMASSED by Emperor Palpatine
You voluntarily gave away your credit card to that thief? You've been HAMASSED!

Hamassed

Hamassed

When your raped, murdered and dismembered in the name of Islam

We hamassed all the Jews we could find.

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