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A mix of the words ‘Ham’ and ‘Ass’. A term referring to famous Spanish tennis player, Rafael (Rafa) Nadal’s fat ass. The word ham comes from his subway commercial and so the mix of that and his large ass come to create the word ‘Hamass’.
“Damn look at Hamass…it looks really good in those shorts!”
“Hamass makes me feel things.”
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When you grab an arabic person on the ass and its so big it could be a christmas ham
The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.
Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"
Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
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Hamassed
When your raped, murdered and dismembered in the name of Islam
We hamassed all the Jews we could find.
When your country is invaded, there are many rapes, people are tortured, 1,200 are murdered and 250 are kidnapped but it is your fault.
Israel and Nigeria are being Hamassed.
Hamasssed
My aim in life is to entirely wipe out a complete country by any barbaric means available. When complete, that country has been hamassed.