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The most expensive thing during the corona virus
Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive
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A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.
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Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.
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Liquid gold in today’s society.
Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.
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the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.
i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole
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The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.
I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.
The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.
Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*