Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.
"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."
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A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.
'Have a look at that Hand Candy over there'
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Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"
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Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.
<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!
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to pleasure yourself , or another in a sexual way.
1) maann i need some hand candy !
2) let me give you some hand candy baby!
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a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"
Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?
Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands
Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.
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