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Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...
Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?
Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...
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When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.
Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.
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The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.
Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches
The remaining odor left on one's hand(s) after eating a sandwich or hoagie or grinder or sub, etc.
Lou’s on 4th makes the best Pastrami and Kraut around, but watch out for the strong handwich it gives ya. You'll be smelling that after 2 days and 10 strong hand-washings!
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When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.
John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.
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a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich
look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich
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You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.
She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.
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