Hanglove

Hanglove (noun) A man’s penispeckerdick

Saw my old lady last night and after a few 40s I tried to get some stank on my hanglove and the bitch slapped me upside my head with a smoothie.

hanglover

The person(s) you wake up next to after a rowdy evening of debauchery. Frequently much less pleasing than you remember, and frequently remembered for much longer than you please.

Tom woke up in his girlfriend's bed, but to his dismay, next to a hanglover.