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getting really drunk and waking up intoxicated. trying to be normal but you're still fucked up from a few hours before. stomache hurt, headaches, unknown causes of cuts and brusies occur. drink shitloads of water, and get a big mac meal.
hangovering is drinkin' a few 40z, shots of cap'ns, a few stones, and a rack of corona. start drinking at 9:30, keep drinking till 1:00 am. get some rest, or pass out. which ever comes first
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Nausea and headaches often caused by way too much fucking alcohol.
Can be identified by the ashtray in ones mouth,the vomit on last nights clothes,the want to never drink or eat again,the great dislike of sunlight, the undesirealbe urge to apologise to all the people you spent the night with, the stranger in your bed and need for a glass of water and many many asprin
"Where did we go,what did we do, who did we do it with and what did we have done to us?"
"Christ my head hurts I've got a proper bad hangover"
"I'm never drinking again"
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One of the funniest, wait no, THE funniest movie of '09. Has made more money than any other R-rated comedy to date. Deff. a must see movie. Basically its about four guys who get really fucked up in vegas lose one of their friends, and do a lot of stupid shit while they're fucked up.
"hey did you see the hangover?"
"yeah that movie was bombb!"
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A 2009 American comedy about 4 friends who end up getting completely wasted in las vegas two nights before on of them is to be married. The next morning, 3 of them wake up to find that their hotel room is trashed, one guy is missing a tooth, a baby in the closet, a tiger in the bathroom, and their friend who was to be married disappeared. Throughout the film, the guys try to figure out what happened the night before and how to get their friend back. Full of drinking, punching, blackjack, naked asians, cops, strippers, and Mike Tyson, this film has been a huge success with american audiences, become easily quotable, and has won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy Movie. A definite standard in our generation for years to come.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see The Hangover?
Guy 2: Yea man, that movie was totally awesome. Ill be quoting it for days.
Guy 1: More like months!
From Film (Quotes)
Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
(laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating)
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Mr. Chow: So long, gay boys!
Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: (yelling from outside) Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor Faggot.
Mike Tyson: (to Phil) Like you said - we tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up.
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This is the perfect example of the phrase, “No good deed goes unpunished.”
The good deed: You exposed your body to copious amounts of alcohol in a relatively short time span.
The punishment: Your body expects you to maintain this level of “liquid happy” consumption, and if you don’t (even if only for the duration of a short nap)…it rebels by dishing out every discomfort that it can physically and psychologically implement.
*Individual with hangover holds head firmly in hands to prevent cranial overexpansion, and chews on entire contents of Tylenol bottle while kneeling before the porcelain god*
“Why god? Why? It seemed like such a good idea last night. I promise I’ll never drink again…so long as I live.”
*Washes Tylenol down with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol between dry heaves*
Waking up drunk just isn't the same as going to sleep drunk!
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A condition in which the body is trying to cope with the mass quantities of alcohol consumed roughly 8 hours earlier. the liver needs to detoxify the bloodstream so it uses water from other parts of the body including the brain to do it. This causes body cramps, uncomfortableness, headaches, and other shit.
Pretty much, its god's way of saying "k lets sit down and figure out what we did last night" this often results int he realization of new girlfriends, unwanted hook ups, the discovery that you will soon be a parent, and other horrible issues.
Guy: "God i have a terrible hangover...whatdid i do last night?"
God: "Lets hammer this shit out."
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The result of heavy drinking of which results in an alcohol blood content that still exists long after drinking because your liver is still trying to cope with the detox.
As a result the liver uses water to metabolize the alcohol, this water is obtained from the body and often the brain which has a high concentration of water, this lack of water that is a result of metabolism causes the membranes in the brain to tighten thus causing the headaches and body aches often are another result
puking can also occur when the body
drinking one night, and not wanting to live hte next day
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