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1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.
I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?
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A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
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A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
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The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer
Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.
You: no, that's my happy sock!
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A pile of socks that Spencer decided to cum in and stuff on the side of his mattress where his mother found them. The end result was a bundle of hardened cum socks.
Mom found Spencers Happy Sock Pile.
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A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.
After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok
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