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Harkaesion Economics

A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.

Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?

Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.

Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?

Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.

Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.

Moe: Heard that.

by Jefbag February 26, 2012