Harketing

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.

You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.

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Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

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Mathias Harket Birkeland

Mathias is the coolest guy you will ever see. If he gets too cool throw some money at him and he will disappear instantly. If anyone says he is not the most powerful man in the world you should eat them for lunch.

How will be the new ruler of the world?
-Mathias Harket Birkeland