Harmond

A man who doesn't take crap from anyone. Keeps to himself for the most part but don't let the quietness fool you, the guy will snap in a New York second. Brutally honest, comes off as a grouch but is actually a pretty laid back, cool individual once you get to know him. Blessed with a golden penis and godly stroke that'll make a Nun want some.

Harmond is the realest of them all

Harmond

Usually a nerd, hot and oblivious

Carla: “hey I like you”
Bob: “ what do you mean?”
Carla: “god you’re such a harmond!!!”