A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.
Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."
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One of the greatest defenders in football history.
To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius
Interviewer: Whoβs better Maguire or Maldini?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: β Iβll go for Maguireβ
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: β Heβs simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability β
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An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.
Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.
Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.
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the true example of a g.o.a.t. in soccer he is truly the king and his defense is so terrifying even a wall cant be better
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Bob: hey! have you seen the man united game?
Fred: No, what happened?
Bob: Harry Maguire(best player of all time) preformed so good he got sent off!
Fred: No way!
Bob: he also made an own goal!!
That's so insane!
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A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator
Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge
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Harry Maguire's defending is the worst in the Premier League, even worse than Phil Jones'.
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Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.
Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.
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