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An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
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A very skinny male who resembles a pole or very thin object
Jim: Holy shit!! Did that hat rack just talk?
Joe: No man. Thats Matt
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a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
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Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.
Its all fun and games until the hat rack loses the game.
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someone smarter than you think
Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
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When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.
Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.