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Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 10, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hat Rack

A very skinny male who resembles a pole or very thin object

Jim: Holy shit!! Did that hat rack just talk?

Joe: No man. Thats Matt

by Wallytheman November 22, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hat rack

a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.

Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*

by bishopofbumville April 28, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hat rack

Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.

Its all fun and games until the hat rack loses the game.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


not just a hat rack

someone smarter than you think

Joey: But youโ€™re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured yโ€™know, after living with you itโ€™d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yโ€™know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whoโ€™s different than me. And whatโ€™s more different than me; a guy whoโ€™s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6

by Sheerah September 7, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener August 28, 2015