hatebate

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

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hatebeating

the act of masturbating while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Tony sat in the corner hatebeating while listening to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Hatebate

When you hate yourself but don't want to do anything to change so you masterbate to make the pain go away but hate yourself more after.

My life's a dumpster fire and I hate myself, better go hatebate.

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Hatebating

A form of social masturbation by those who get off on self-pity.

The new Advil ad is a form of Blackrock rooted Hatebating. This is pity porn.