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When your meal doesn’t go as planned, for one reason or another, so you angrily plow your way through the food for the shear nourishment. Hatemeal is often the result of a failed recipe, poor cooking technique, or even poor dinner company.
Cody: I just watched a guy storm around the corner and throw a frozen dinner in the microwave. He slammed the Cook button, then the 6, then Start button and then stormed off. The microwave ran for 6 seconds...
Chris: That's too good. His anger should be able to heat the dish thoroughly when he returns in 5 minutes 54 seconds and realizes what he had done (or doesn't realize and blames it on the microwave).
I'm jealous I didn't get to witness that. Video?
Cody: It all happened so fast. He was like the Flash. What makes it funnier is that I watched the keystrokes and I still couldn't stop him before he had blazed off. What make him think that he's gonna have time to eat if he can’t even take the time to cook the food properly?
Chris: Ha. No kidding.
Cody: He seems stressed and this failure surely didn't help, but this will be a good lesson for him. It’s totally within the realm of possibility that he just ate it "as is". Just angrily crunched his way through his icey lunch. That'll teach em.
Chris: Hatemeal. Could be an Urban Dictionary entry.
Cody: Ah! good idea. My creative juices are not flowing in this vanilla environment though. I may have Darren get on that one.
Darren: Done.
An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer...
You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only Hatem could do that.
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arab kaboom guy who hates communists
look its hatem hes gonna blow us up
no hes not hes just gonna blow up the commies
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The relationship between two people based on insults and fighting, though they are very good friends.
Cameron: Fuck you fuck you fuck yoooou! <3
Alexander: Fuck you too, bro. <3
Cameron: Our hatemance is glorious.
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A person that you are often associated with, and that you know like a friend, and might even occasionally hang out with, but that you absolutely hate.
Looking back on high school, Trent realized that he had far more hatemates than friends.
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THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET
STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
L hatem
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The sanctuary and primary location of slammage.
My uncle Jimmy slammed me at Donovan Hatem after I ate his Honey Nut Cheerios.
Max Keeble and I went to Donovan Hatem to get slammed.
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