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hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

110πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

58πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Hatstand

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book β€œThe man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.

The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.

by IngyG May 17, 2020


Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John January 23, 2012

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


dim hatstand

wank fodder for rex

after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''

by not mealifer October 27, 2003

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Hatstand

Insane

Rumors are so hatstand.

by Threescore August 30, 2016


hatstand

The natural habitat of a Gibbet, often associated with duckietape and fire!

I put that Gibbet on his hatstand, duckietaped his hands and feet and set fire to him!

by Skrink February 21, 2006