hawkward

When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.

"well...this is hawkward."

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hawkward

Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"

When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.

(Me and my sister are making out with each other.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)

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hawkward

"horribly awkward" When something is really awkward; something very VERY uncomfortable

"He was eating her out when she farted. Damn that shit was hawkward!"

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hawkward

a person who has hawk-like traits and is awkward at the same time

oh thats hawkward

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hawkward

an adjective used to describe a person who is hot and awkward at the same time, making them the best of both worlds

"Did you see that rower? Definitely hawkward!"

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hawkward

when a group of new acquaintances, or people who've just met, sit together in silence; looking ("hawking") (around the room, at eachother, etc.) awkardly.

The moments when your friend leaves the room and his/her friend stays there silently (seemingly waiting for you to start a conversation). Hawkward.

HALKWAARDD!!

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hawkward

The awkwardness that accompanies a group of unable bodies at the unfortunate institution called Illinois Tech, home of the Scarlet Hawks. Used to display dismay towards the general population of said school.

Just came back from a party at IIT, dang that sausage fest was hawkward.

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