Hazer

A person that gets everybody's hopes up to bring a team to victory, and near the end of the match, " hazes " the game by committing suicide or by making a major evident mistake.

Dude I got hazed last night, thought I was finally going to get Diamond...
Wow that guys such a Hazer
You down to hazer tonight? Feel like snatching some dreams. - Sure dude!

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Hazers

Semi-truck hips that turn heads!

That girl I'm dating has some huge hazers, I don't even know what to do with them!

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hazer

Another name for a druggie or a nonce

Damn Hazer!
"Luk at cho ass dawg cho a hazer, man!"

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hazer

a blunt of 2 or more grams of haze, not those head ache regz

ADP and Da Goonies stay blazin them hazers.

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Hazer Beatdown

A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.

Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?

Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.

Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.

chap a hazer

A way to ask if someone wants to smoke a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey, you want to chap a hazer?"
"Let's chap some hazers, bro!"

hazer high

Glenbrook North!!!! What everyone calls this so called school where the girl's powder puff football team hazed eachother and fucked up their school's reputation

HAZER HIGH sucks!! NEW TRIER KICKS ASS!!!!

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