Heaning

Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.

What was it like at the Post Office? Absolutely heaning, I had to queue for 30 minutes.

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hean

The laugh that someone does when they are unable to get enough air to continue

I just let out a huge grunter of a hean

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hean

this word can be used in many ways and the definition is still not quite yet known.

You heanful idiot.
Look at that little hean.
etc..

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Hean

The term that defines the scientifically acceptable amount of retardedness in the cranium.

I've got a massive hean going on

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Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

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Jun Hean

Jun Hean is THE SEX GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. (100% Legit)

Girl A: Did you see my new boyfriend?
Girl B: Yea I did! Too bad you let go of Jun Hean though...
Girl A: Yea... He was too incredible in bed....

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Yew Hean

A massive cock; an unreal human being. Has got looks, personality, game and everything else. The perfect human, almost god-like.

“Look at the Yew Hean on that guy.”
“Wow you are such a Yew Hean, I think I wet myself a little.”