heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

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Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.

I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.

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Heart-to-heart fart

When a warm, touching, heart-to-heart moment between two people is hilariously ruined by one of them ripping a huge fart.

Max and Julia's deep conversation about the future of their relationship was toatally thrown off track by Max's Heart-to-heart fart.

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Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!