Beaver Heaver

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.

a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."

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bairy heaver

Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina

"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"

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spear heaver

A term to describe an African who can carry a lot of spears on their back.

That spear heaver over there is hauling a lot of spears

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heavers

A thot

That girl is such heavers

Heaver

When you can't pronounce the name Heather properly and resort to a 'V' sound.

" Heaver! Tidy your room!"

Dawson Heaver

That one quiet white kid you bullied in 3rd grade and regret it now, HE will shoot up your school if you try to roast his xeno verse 2 skills. This man is truly the whitest person to ever walk this planet.

That kid is such a Dawson Heaver, he never talks and he listens to pumped up kicks in his free time

heavered

When a young boy called JB gets into YP

“Oh look I think this Saturday night i’m going to get Heavered”