hella hard

An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.

Some guy: Dude, I got a boner and it won't go down!

Dude: Damn man, you're hella hard!

Some guy: I better call Me So Horny agency.

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laughing hella hard

When you laugh 'till your sides feel like they're taking a massive shit that's ripping their little assholes.

Yo, I was laughing hella hard when Santa asked her if she wanted a toaster for Christmas.

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