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Never any help, with usually a foreign person on the other end or an English miserable person.
Hello there, how can I help?
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The KL Helpline answers all questions with scalpel-like accuracy and correctness. It is the most reliable and valid source of information when completing assignments. Said information must be referenced to avoid suspicion and plagiarism, or else it will look like you stole it straight outta Area 51 or some other top secret government facility due to its precocious nature. If the KL Helpline had been around over two-thousand years ago, Jesus would have no reason to seek help from his father with assignments.
KL Helpline: You have reached the KL Helpline. How may I help you?
Student: I've been trying to get with this girl I really like, and I don't want to screw it up... could you tell me how I could approach her?
KL Helpline: Just tell her that you're attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun: inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Student: Wow! Thanks KL Helpline! You're the best!
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The Atheist Helpline is a condescending term used to refer to Atheist Chatrooms ran by Christians on Discord. The term was coined by Darth Dawkins.
We are waiting for more people to come into the Atheist Helpline before we start the debate.
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a 24/7/365 calling service here to help
suicide helplines/hotlines:
https: //en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
1: “i want to kill my self/am about to”
2: “call a suicide helpline now”
1: “i’ll try”
1: “thank you for helping to save my life”