Helth

Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.

"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."

Helth

A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.

ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.

helth

1. The status achieved when one's well-being isn't exactly on point, but it's the thought that counts. Often a result of life decisions that seem genius at 3 am but questionable at noon.
2. A sarcastic or humorous way to acknowledge that something isn't right, but you're going with it anyway.

Example 1:
"Bro, did you just mix Red Bull with your morning coffee?"
"Helth."

Example 2:
"Just saw a dude trying to toast bread with a hairdryer. That's some next-level helth right there."