Helv

An afficcionado of the Helvetica font and the neoliberal technocrat world order that it represents. Helvs are offshoots of Hipsters and generally work in digital media. They will never, regardless of context, refuse a game of Cards Against Humanity, which fetishizes their conscious experience.

The Google page for this bar suggested that it had anarcho-punk vibes, but now that we're here, it's clearly full of Helvs.