hemail

When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.

See also: Mansplaining

I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.

Hemail

When you ask God to connect you to a loved ones heart so you can speak directly to their heart,soul and intellect.

Dear Lord, I would like to send a Hemail to my sleeping daughter. Hi honey, I know you miss daddy but I'll be home soon and we can spend the night on the sofa watching movies

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Hemail

The act of sending a man another picture of a nude man, either a selfie or otherwise.

Jeremy Hemailed me last night, he must have been hammered.