hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

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hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

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Timo Hempel

It's a joke you make with your friends.

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"

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