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To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.
That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.
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The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.
Other hensonisms:
CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”
I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”
“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”
“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.
General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
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A Henson is a short alcoholic drink, containing a mixture of Cointreau orange liquer and cranberry juice. If Cointreau is not available, use Triple-Sec. If you like bittersweet tipples, this one is for you.
Bartender: "What would you like to drink?
You: "I'll have a Henson, please!"
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The name used for a 'tag along' in britain.
Stop following me henson!
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A girl with a great personality. She may come across as shy sometimes but when you get to know her, she is loving, caring, and determined. She loves to sing, act, and dance. Henson is fun-loving and isn't afraid to be herself.
Henson is tall. She always knows what is wrong and what is right. Loves to rp! :D
Henson is cool
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We were really passionately kissing, and then he got a Henson.
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A fun and outgoing person. She is a great story maker and an awesome friend. She will do anything for her friends. She is responsible, yet crazy! (in a good way! :P) She is a great athlete and a candy luva! She is sweet and just plain awesome!
Person 1: Omg who is that person eating that giant bag of candy?
Person 2: That's Henson, duh!
Person 1: She's awesome!
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