hessler

1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.

"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."

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hessler

a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.

only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.

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Hessler

A hairy uncircumcized penis that is fatter than it is long.

Man I have a Hessler.

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hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.