Hey look an eagle!

What you use when stuck in a tense situation, and need to get away fast. Similar to the Twix commercials.

Bob: What the HELL man? You've been sleeping with my goddamn WIFE!!!

Mary: It was a one time thing, Bob! I'm sorry! Joe, say you're sorry.

Joe:...HEY LOOK AN EAGLE!!!

*Joe flees*

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